R0LL C4LL!! M4RI< P1CKL35!!1!!
Marcus Aurelies Pickles was born in the belly of a sperm whale, and was adopted by roving Virginian gypsies, who found him washed up in a flotilla of newspaper flotsam. (It was fifty one weeks of New York Times crossword puzzle pages, if you're curious.)
He grew up to become a champion wordsmith, winning an unprecedented 200 rounds of Wheel of Fortune (Apple IIGs version, 1988). It is widely rumored that Eminem himself once, when they were kids at a Detroit-Virginia Beach exchange progrem, gave him a wedgie. Then called him Poopie-pickle. It was the proudest day of Marcus's's(?) life.
Pickles is currently working as both an ice-cream-truck driver/political operative-at-large. His puns are as cheesy as his diet is not.
(My puns, on the other hand... [____go ahead make yr own punchline, punch away punchie___] ) (ouch.)
Marcus, show em where the motherfucking cheese go at.
He grew up to become a champion wordsmith, winning an unprecedented 200 rounds of Wheel of Fortune (Apple IIGs version, 1988). It is widely rumored that Eminem himself once, when they were kids at a Detroit-Virginia Beach exchange progrem, gave him a wedgie. Then called him Poopie-pickle. It was the proudest day of Marcus's's(?) life.
Pickles is currently working as both an ice-cream-truck driver/political operative-at-large. His puns are as cheesy as his diet is not.
(My puns, on the other hand... [____go ahead make yr own punchline, punch away punchie___] ) (ouch.)
Marcus, show em where the motherfucking cheese go at.
posted by Greg Bloom at 2:54 PM
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One time, while watching Wheel of Fortune on a black and white cathode ray tube, Mark witnessed Herschel Walker, a former running back of the Dallas Cowboys and champion olympic bobsledder, say the following to Pat Sajak: "Herschel Walker would like to buy a vowel. Herschel Walker wanna buy an 'X'".
To this day, Mark giggles whenever he sees the letter "X" anywhere in print, which makes it entertaining to read roman numerals and walk by pornography vendors.
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